Seymour and Stanley return to Melbourne with a gay lifestyle show that’s as camp as Liberace’s closet.

What these guys teach, you won’t find in a book. Not unless there is a book out there that combines the Country Woman’s Association Cookbook with Leather-Men circa 1970, while James Last A-Go-Go is playing in the background.

You can’t go past their “Hands On Approach”, no matter how hard you try to avoid it. Need to know what will grow at the base of a thick trunk?

Want to know the gay holiday destinations of 2009? Have to know what it takes to find and keep your perfect partner? What are you waiting for? Book the tickets and get ready for a good clean dose of side splitting fun!